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I certainly have. I have put on over 7 Kgs during this gig.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostYou're looking well anyway RC, if your avatar is up to date. Have you been working out?
The bacon rolls, sausage barms, curries with rice 'n' chips, chocolate, sausage barms, crisps, sausage barms, stodgy puddings with custard and sausage barms have had nothing to do with it.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostWell, this should surely lead to increase on sockie activities soon

We're sure we don't know what you mean.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Indeedy. Although I disagree a daily 2 x sausage + ketchup in an oversized floury bap is in any way excessive.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostFrom the excessive use of 'barm' you must have had a gig in the north west ?
Just ask voodooflux.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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We would as VF, but he has gone AWOLOriginally posted by RichardCranium View PostIndeedy. Although I disagree a daily 2 x sausage + ketchup in an oversized floury bap is in any way excessive.
Just ask voodooflux.Comment
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Nowhere near enough pies
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