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    #11
    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post



    Family Guy is exempt from being offensive in my book.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #12
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      Family Guy is exempt from being offensive in my book.
      Good man!!

      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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        #13
        Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
        Who will be the last to switch on the central heating this year?*

        Ans: Me. I haven't used mine for years.


        *Terms and conditions apply. Only applicable to UK residents. Participants must be over the age of 18 or under the supervision of an adult. No Pikees.

        It's not going to be me - I've just put mine on again.

        I've not been feeling to wonderful all week and I'm fracked if I'm going to play the hard case against the cold any more.
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

        Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
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        "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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          #14
          Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
          It's not going to be me - I've just put mine on again.

          I've not been feeling to wonderful all week and I'm fracked if I'm going to play the hard case against the cold any more.
          What's holding you back from turning your avatar into reality? For winter at the very least.

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            #15
            Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
            What's holding you back from turning your avatar into reality? For winter at the very least.
            Short version: lack of money.

            Slightly longer version: I have a legal case going on and fracking off back to a tax haven is NOT going to do my case any good whatsoever. I had other reasons that brought me and kept here, but they are all resolved.
            How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

            Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
            Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

            "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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              #16
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              What's holding you back from turning your avatar into reality? For winter at the very least.
              Just how will getting a Frankenstein makeover warm him up any?
              Hasn't worked for MF!!

              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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