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Christmas Shindig: Wizard Idea

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    #11
    Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
    Yeah! Wot 'e said!
    I might be able to make a Swindon drinkie though
    By all means. Usual venue is The Steam Railway Co. Wednesday evening ~18:00.

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      #12
      So, who are the current members of the Swindon posse?

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        #13
        Originally posted by gricerboy View Post
        posse
        Please do not use that word
        Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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          #14
          Originally posted by gricerboy View Post
          I've had a wheeze for our Christmas Shindig.

          Instead of all this deliberation over the venue for the celebration I think I've worked out a way in which we can keep it regional and all be together at the same time.

          What I propose is that a nominated CUKer from each region be responsible for furnishing their group with a laptop pc replete with a webcam and WiFi/mobile internet capabilities. Then, at regular intervals through the evening, we can all link up in a hands across the ocean / last night of the proms type scenario.

          I'm guessing the Swindon posse will be myself, Churchie, Pogle and DP and I hereby nominate myself as laptop provider for our group.

          What do you think everyone?
          Are you putting yourself forward as the Regional Representative for La La Land
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            #15
            If you are in Swindon you can make it to London for the main meet (although at the moment it looks like me, MF and a bevy of ladies so on second thoughts....)
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              #16
              Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
              If you are in Swindon you can make it to London for the main meet (although at the moment it looks like me, MF and a bevy of ladies so on second thoughts....)
              I'm not a laydee

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                #17
                Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                Please do not use that word
                A cowboy is riding across the plains of the old west, when he is captured by Indians. The tribe puts him on trial for crimes against the Indian Nation, and he is found guilty. "You have been sentenced to death," said the Chief, "but, as is our custom, you have three wishes to make as your last requests."

                The cowboy thought for a minute and said, "Well, for my first wish, I'll need my horse." "Give him his horse," said the Chief. The cowboy whispered something into the horses ear, and the horse took off like a shot across the prairie. Twenty minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful blonde woman on it's back. The cowboy looked at this, shrugged his shoulders, and helped the young lady off the horse. He then took her into the woods and had his way with her.

                "Second wish," said the Chief. "I'll need my horse again," said the cowboy. "Give him his horse," said the Chief. Once again, the cowboy whispered into the horse's ear, and once again the horse rode off over the prairie. Thirty minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful red-head on it's back. The cowboy looked up and shrugged, helped the young lady off the horse, and went into the woods; same as before.

                "This is your last wish," said the Chief, " make it a good one." "I'll need my horse again." "Give him his horse," said the Chief. The cowboy grabbed each side of the horse's head, and put his face right up to the horse's.

                "I SAID POSSE!!!!!!!"

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                  #18
                  I am sure the Swindon Massive will take great delight in showing you just what you can do with your lap top and web cam!
                  Just saying like.

                  where there's chaos, there's cash !

                  I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!

                  Lowering the tone since 1963

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                    Please do not use that word
                    I thought you liked the wild west?
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                      #20
                      Yeah, I'll sort the gear out for the Isle Of Bute crowd
                      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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