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Fricking Agents!!!!!!!!!!

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    Fricking Agents!!!!!!!!!!

    Spotted a fantastic perm role last week. Spoke to the agency, it was still open and not due a start until Jan.

    Had a lengthy chat and decided to apply. But I needed a new CV, a killer CV!

    Started yesterday & all morning trying out new styles/language(cheers btw SY) and just finished. An absolute killer CV.

    Sent it off, an hour later get an answer back from the agency. 'Oh sorry forgot to mention it, but it got filled on Monday!!!!!'

    Now behind on work again!!!!










    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Wilmslooooooowww!

    < Canned Laughter >

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Spotted a fantastic perm role last week. Spoke to the agency, it was still open and not due a start until Jan.

      Had a lengthy chat and decided to apply. But I needed a new CV, a killer CV!

      Started yesterday & all morning trying out new styles/language(cheers btw SY) and just finished. An absolute killer CV.

      Sent it off, an hour later get an answer back from the agency. 'Oh sorry forgot to mention it, but it got filled on Monday!!!!!'

      Now behind on work again!!!!










      You're welcome

      There will be another role along soon enough, this was wasn't written.
      Why not order him 75 15'' Hawaiian pizzas that he will receive at the office?
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        You're welcome

        There will be another role along soon enough, this was wasn't written.
        Why not order him 75 15'' Hawaiian pizzas that he will receive at the office?
        Don't forget the anchovies

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          #5
          Originally posted by CheeseSlice View Post
          Don't forget the anchovies
          Fish pizza! Yum!

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            #6
            Originally posted by CheeseSlice View Post
            Don't forget the anchovies
            Did you know that the smelliest thing on the planet is an Anchovy's Fanny?

            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              #7
              Spotted a fantastic perm role last week.
              Welcome to Burger King Careers

              HTH

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                #8
                Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                Did you know that the smelliest thing on the planet is an Anchovy's Fanny?

                Post of the week!

                Rep to follow

                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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