There were a couple I would have liked to bonk. The French teacher, who may have been a lesbian, and the English teacher who wore tight jeans and regularly showed camel-toe.
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That's a long time ago. Early 70s?Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostI can only recall 1 teacher at my school that most of us would have been happy to doynk. And she married a back-row forward that was playing for Scotland around that time. As I recall his name was Gordon Strachan (no not the ginger ninja!). So obviously that kind of detracted somewhat from the likelihood of success.
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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We had a music teacher who liked to wear short skirts and sit on her desk flashing her panties.
By far the best was our French teacher who looked like Susanah York but far prettier (her younger sister was a Miss Scotland at the time and she wasn't as pretty). She wore low cut tops and no bra and liked to correct work bending over the front of your desk rather than from behind thus giving us quite an eyeful, outstanding.Comment
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Be grateful you were not educated in a church.Originally posted by zeitghostI obviously had a deprived childhood. No female teachers at all after junior skool.
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Oh how I remember Miss Trotter taking us for Chemistry in 4s. She chided me as my copper sulphate solution failed to crystalize and gave me a detention. This time she made me heat the solution over a bunsen burner, to achieve saturation. She had a faint sheen on her forehead and licked her lips delicately as the gentle heaving of her breasts stretched the thin fabric of her blouse. Her musky female scent overcame my senses as she leaned closer and closer, I knew what she wanted..what I had to do....Originally posted by zeitghostI obviously had a deprived childhood.
No female teachers at all after junior skool.
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...open the air hole on the bunsen and set fire to her tits?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostOh how I remember Miss Trotter taking us for Chemistry in 4s. She chided me as my copper sulphate solution failed to crystalize and gave me a detention. This time she made me heat the solution over a bunsen burner, to achieve saturation. She had a faint sheen on her forehead and licked her lips delicately as the gentle heaving of her breasts stretched the thin fabric of her blouse. Her musky female scent overcame my senses as she leaned closer and closer, I knew what she wanted..what I had to do....
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Art teacher at my school was quite fanciable. Used to turn a blind eye to smokers hanging round behind the art block. Unfortunately he left suddenly when he got the deputy head girl pregnant, so we had to find somewhere else to smoke. Don't remember there being anything in the way of scandal outside the school - I guess as she was over 16, no crime was committed.Comment
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I remember when I was the art teacher at this dead posh school. There was this really geeky girl with braces that had such a crush on me. I felt sorry for her so never used to bollock her for smoking behind the bikesheds.
The deputy head girl was a bit of a slapper and got herself knocked up at an all night party and blamed me for some reason. I left their employ nonetheless. Never did find out what became of that geeky chimney girl.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I remember a conversation years after school where a couple of friends said how hot my English teacher was, something I never even contemplated in all those years in her lessons. I guess like most the class I disliked her so much I could have never thought anything good about her.
In my school there was a sixth form girl who was a bit friendly with the RE teacher, something of an open secret, and something rumoured to have been going on since before she was a sixth form girl. And also the music teacher married an ex-pupil not long after she'd left school.
Maybe it happens a lot more than we're ever aware of.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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