I've recently come into a little money, and am wondering what to invest in? The figure of £113 has been mentioned.
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How should I invest a sudden windfall?
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Originally posted by MrMark View PostI've recently come into a little money, and am wondering what to invest in? The figure of £113 has been mentioned. -
Buy lottery tickets.
What is the output of this program, for any lottery of your choice:-
0. Assume a lottery win; set iterations = 0
1. While winnings >0; iterations++
2. Spend winnings on lottery tickets; wait for draw; collect winnings
3. End loop
4. Debug.sob "Winnings = 0 after " & iterations
This program will not run forever (ignoring small change difficulties).Comment
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Originally posted by MrMark View PostI've recently come into a little money, and am wondering what to invest in? The figure of £113 has been mentioned.
Big Dave's Bookies is giving odds on fallers at the fences! You'll get 14-1 for the fall.
Shhhhhhhh. Taps nose.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostFortunately that's the likely value of 113 SKA shares when it floats later this year.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by MrMark View PostI've recently come into a little money, and am wondering what to invest in? The figure of £113 has been mentioned.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMark View PostI've recently come into a little money, and am wondering what to invest in? The figure of £113 has been mentioned."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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