Euro Lottery

[MarillionFan]

Thanks for that. The Lottery web site doesn't take credit cards and I'm sorry I confused everyone by making an untrue statement. I knew it would happen sometime this year.

To be fair. Thats what pissed me off. I decided to go mad. Logged on and it said debit cards only!!

So I drove off to Tesco's. Place me order and though 'oooo double clubcard points' got my receipt back and bugger all! Had a good mind to complain.

Anyway. I told the lady behind the counter, if I didn't win I was coming back tomorrow and would be lodging a formal complaint against her.

She just smiled nervously.

[Cliphead]

She just smiled nervously.

The usual reaction from the ladies?

[MarillionFan]

The usual reaction from the ladies?

No

It made a change not to get maced or deafened with a rape alarm.

[Cliphead]

No

It made a change not to get maced or deafened with a rape alarm.

Tell me about it

I only seem to appeal to the Shrek fans...

[MarillionFan]

Tell me about it

I only seem to appeal to the Shrek fans...

Ogres. I wish.

I only ever seem to attract Trolls!

[Troll]

Ogres. I wish.

I only ever seem to attract Trolls!

you're not my type

[MarillionFan]

you're not my type

That's not what you said earlier!

Cough.

[TimberWolf]

Okay I've picked my numbers:-

1]	22	47	38	26	35	2	8
2]	 8	 1	49	18	36	9	3
3]	18	27	19	 6	 4	8	9
4]	47	30	19	26	36	2	3
5]	45	37	29	21	13	5	1

Here's hoping I don't win. The odds are heavily in my favour.

Draw: 9, 30, 35, 39, 46 plus the lucky star numbers of 6 and 8

1] Epic Fail
2] Epic Fail
3] Epic Fail
4] Epic Fail
5] Epic Fail

I won on the lottery

[MarillionFan]

I won 2 x £6.80 from the (actual) £100 worth of tickets.

Thats almost as poor as investing in Yell!

The odds to were at, 76,275,360 to “Win." and it was one lucky bugger in the UK!

U.K. Winner of £113 Million Unknown | The Blunt Blogger

[TimberWolf]

I won 2 x £6.80 from the (actual) £100 worth of tickets.

Thats almost as poor as investing in Yell!

The odds to were at, 76,275,360 to “Win." and it was one lucky bugger in the UK!

U.K. Winner of £113 Million Unknown | The Blunt Blogger

So at a return of 2*£6.80 in £100 this is a 0.136 return on investment. Given an initial investment of £112,000,000, one could play the game 9 times before one is holding nothing more than a few coins. Good game, good game. Such a good game I wouldn't be surprised if it were illegal to set up one's own lottery that offered better odds.