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Classic office moment…..
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostSPOD!!!!????
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
then hung up. it sounded like he was in a public loo according to the background echo and toilet flushing sounds.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Posthe made that noise too, sounded like this mouth was full. any ideas
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I'll make it my Monday Quiz - who is this ?
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostShe is the loud type – imagine the silence that followed from the rest of the floor when she repeated what I said rather loudly…….Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostWe are all having to take it in turns to bake a cake.
I suggested to a woman I could sort her out with an Alabama Hot Pocket, thinking she would get it.
She is the loud type – imagine the silence that followed from the rest of the floor when she repeated what I said rather loudly…….And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Jeez, for anyone wondering what 'Alabama Hot Pocket' is and is contemplating looking it up, resist the temptation and stay innocent like I was. Unclean, unclean.Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostJeez, for anyone wondering what 'Alabama Hot Pocket' is and is contemplating looking it up, resist the temptation and stay innocent like I was. Unclean, unclean.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Had to Google that one, urrgh! Who the hell would want to do that and what happened to all the gold old terms like felching and rimming?“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostHad to Google that one, urrgh! Who the hell would want to do that and what happened to all the gold old terms like felching and rimming?
Alabama Hotpocket | Is It Normal? | Is It Normal? | http://isitnormal.com - [ Vertaal deze pagina ]So ive been dating my girlfriend for about 3 years. Im 19 and shes 18 going on 19 next month. We have a healthy and good sex life together but the other day ...And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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