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"We got 60-inch telly on Benefits"

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    #11
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Their other children are Traci, 19, Tristan, 18, Tarron, 17, Tyi, 15, Travis, 13, Tyler-Lee, 11, Tegan, nine, Trafford, seven, Tenika, five, Tamerira, three, and twins Treyboy and Tilly-Joy, five months.


    I think she was inspired by an Apollo countdown.

    T-19, T-18, T-17...T-15...T-13...T-11......T-9....T-7.....T-5....T-3........Blastoff!
    Yes, and you could probably now fit a SATURN V inside her front botty too!

    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #12
      Originally posted by minestrone View Post
      The Sun is bending over backwards to try and sell the Tory message to the readership.

      The chavs are too thick to keep their traps shut as well.
      Up until now the establishment has actually been happy with the breeding families, as it needed cannon fodder for the likes of Bosnia, Iraq, Afghanistan etc. Now it knows defence cuts will prohibit adventures around the world...
      Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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        #13
        **** this, I'm coming back to the UK and claiming benefits. I'd be better off, no stress and get myself a boob job so I play with them in the bath
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #14
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          **** this, I'm coming back to the UK and claiming benefits. I'd be better off, no stress and get myself a boob job so I play with them in the bath
          With the boob job the thing you have to take into consideration is that those assets come with their own problems. When you reach middle age you'll look like a frump, and later on they will be causing a rash on your kneecaps as you walk along.

          Don't say I didn't warn you.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Alf W View Post
            I'll raise you a benefits funded boob-job, two holidays a year, four bedrooms with their own flatscreen TV and a wardrobe full of designer clothes.



            As ever, the readers' comments are as good, if not better, than the story itself.
            Five children by four different fathers - no better than a common prostitute so why should the state pay her anything to bring up HER children?

            - Mowdiwarp, Huddersfield, 06/10/2010 10:17
            Actually she's far worse than a "common prostitute"
            at least those girls are willing to go out and work for money!
            Coffee's for closers

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