"We got 60-inch telly on Benefits"

[Spacecadet]

I'll raise you a benefits funded boob-job, two holidays a year, four bedrooms with their own flatscreen TV and a wardrobe full of designer clothes.



As ever, the readers' comments are as good, if not better, than the story itself.

Five children by four different fathers - no better than a common prostitute so why should the state pay her anything to bring up HER children?

- Mowdiwarp, Huddersfield, 06/10/2010 10:17

Actually she's far worse than a "common prostitute"
at least those girls are willing to go out and work for money!

[Saddo]

**** this, I'm coming back to the UK and claiming benefits. I'd be better off, no stress and get myself a boob job so I play with them in the bath

With the boob job the thing you have to take into consideration is that those assets come with their own problems. When you reach middle age you'll look like a frump, and later on they will be causing a rash on your kneecaps as you walk along.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

[darmstadt]

**** this, I'm coming back to the UK and claiming benefits. I'd be better off, no stress and get myself a boob job so I play with them in the bath

[MrMark]

The Sun is bending over backwards to try and sell the Tory message to the readership.

The chavs are too thick to keep their traps shut as well.

Up until now the establishment has actually been happy with the breeding families, as it needed cannon fodder for the likes of Bosnia, Iraq, Afghanistan etc. Now it knows defence cuts will prohibit adventures around the world...

[shaunbhoy]

Their other children are Traci, 19, Tristan, 18, Tarron, 17, Tyi, 15, Travis, 13, Tyler-Lee, 11, Tegan, nine, Trafford, seven, Tenika, five, Tamerira, three, and twins Treyboy and Tilly-Joy, five months.


I think she was inspired by an Apollo countdown.

T-19, T-18, T-17...T-15...T-13...T-11......T-9....T-7.....T-5....T-3........Blastoff!

Yes, and you could probably now fit a SATURN V inside her front botty too!

[BoredBloke]

I think with many of them it isn't just their traps that they can't keep shut.

I'd imagine that after 13 kids her wizards sleeve is perhaps the most flappiest and threadbare of all wizards sleeves

[Alf W]

I can top the previous posters:

As families face benefits cuts Kelly Marshall spent hers on £4,500 BOOB JOB | Mail Online

Nope. Think you'll find I had that one covered earlier.

[Saddo]

The chavs are too thick to keep their traps shut as well.

I think with many of them it isn't just their traps that they can't keep shut.

[minestrone]

The Sun is bending over backwards to try and sell the Tory message to the readership.

The chavs are too thick to keep their traps shut as well.

[Saddo]

I can top the previous posters:

As families face benefits cuts Kelly Marshall spent hers on £4,500 BOOB JOB | Mail Online

[DimPrawn]

Their other children are Traci, 19, Tristan, 18, Tarron, 17, Tyi, 15, Travis, 13, Tyler-Lee, 11, Tegan, nine, Trafford, seven, Tenika, five, Tamerira, three, and twins Treyboy and Tilly-Joy, five months.


I think she was inspired by an Apollo countdown.

T-19, T-18, T-17...T-15...T-13...T-11......T-9....T-7.....T-5....T-3........Blastoff!

[Alf W]

I'll raise you a benefits funded boob-job, two holidays a year, four bedrooms with their own flatscreen TV and a wardrobe full of designer clothes.

Miss Marshall has no plans to start working. She once went to a job centre, but quickly realised she would be financially much better off if she did not work.

'What's the point? My mum worked all her life and she paid taxes so I feel I am getting what I deserve,' she said. 'Some people might think I am a scrounger.

'But I don't think me or my children should miss out on nice things just because I have never worked.' Miss Marshall's children, aged between three and 16, don't appear to miss out.

They all have the latest computers and gadgets, and the family have been on two holidays abroad this year.

They have a PlayStation3, a Wii and an Xbox 360 and each of the children has an additional games console to themselves.
This week's Closer magazine

This week's Closer magazine

However, Miss Marshall said: 'They only have three laptops between them so I might have to buy another one soon because they don't like sharing.'

As ever, the readers' comments are as good, if not better, than the story itself.

Five children by four different fathers - no better than a common prostitute so why should the state pay her anything to bring up HER children?

- Mowdiwarp, Huddersfield, 06/10/2010 10:17

[EternalOptimist]

lol

I be ha s going o wear ou he on he keyboard

[minestrone]

Anita and Steve have not worked since 1989, after the birth of their first child, Troy, now 20.

Their other children are Traci, 19, Tristan, 18, Tarron, 17, Tyi, 15, Travis, 13, Tyler-Lee, 11, Tegan, nine, Trafford, seven, Tenika, five, Tamerira, three, and twins Treyboy and Tilly-Joy, five months.

[minestrone]

MUM of 13 who splurged £1,700 of her benefits on a 60in plasma TV claimed last night that plans to cap payments to the workshy would leave her family "on the breadline".
Whining Anita Hull, 38, lives with unemployed partner Steve Dalton, 46, and nine of their 13 children in a large detached house - all paid for by the taxpayer.

Their benefits-funded income totals £38,324 a year but Anita last night branded Chancellor George Osborne's move to limit handouts to £26,000 a year as "completely out of order".

She said: "I would really like to see the Government give us a break and give us MORE money.

linky

Why is it when I see these things the first though is to post it on here?