Originally posted by Paddy
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Bowel Cancer & a tube up the botty
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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
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Top is the worst because of the gagging reflex, 2nd is the picolax prep which I imagine is similar to drinking bleach with a hint of orange, gastric Armageddon.
Having a tube popped up your bum isn't that bad in comparison.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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youse guys are really starting to scare me.
This morning I was all content with the world, now I want to rush home and check for a corkscrew willy, bugs eating through my stomache lining and lord knows what else
worried well - manchester
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostHaving a tube popped up your bum isn't that badHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostI feel your pain, had top done once and bottom 3 times.
Top is the worst because of the gagging reflex, 2nd is the picolax prep which I imagine is similar to drinking bleach with a hint of orange, gastric Armageddon.
Having a tube popped up your bum isn't that bad in comparison.
last time i had one they couldn't get it to go round a bend and kept leaning on me and trying to ram it round - I was rather poorly after that one
Am due another before the end of the year - yes its rather unpleasant, but at least if they find any pre-cancerous cells, they can do sommat about it sharpishI'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Maybe I should have posted this in the penal reform thread.
Its for Zeity anyway
This is the story of EO's fright
When he checked in the mirror one fateful night
As he looked down in a state of shock
And discovered he was looking at a corkscrew c0ck
So he grabbed his missus
but boinged out the bed
Cos mrs EO is a left hand thread
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Originally posted by zeitghostTransfer of infections via the endoscope is no joke.
They used to be reluctant to sterilise endoscopes too harshly between patients.
Then they discovered helicobacter pylori.
Helicobacter pylori - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaJob motivation: how the powerful steal from the stupid.Comment
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