The Official CUK The Apprentice 2010 thread

[Cliphead]

Her hair always looks a bit thin. Needs a bit of body.

Needs a bit of body...

[Doggy Styles]

According to Jimbo, the Thames is the second biggest river in London, and the Big Ben clockface is 20 diameters wide. I can imagine those incrutable oriental tourists going home and telling everyone what they've learned.

[Spacecadet]

According to Jimbo, the Thames is the second biggest river in London, and the Big Ben clockface is 20 diameters wide. I can imagine those incrutable oriental tourists going home and telling everyone what they've learned.

All they've learnt is that English education is tulip and they've got nothing to worry about.

[MarillionFan]

Suralan said to the losing team 'X got the deal by offering 20% of their sales to the ticket agency. That was a stroke of genius'

To be fair. That was one of the dumbest things I have ever seen. Basically it said! 'Have 1/5 of all of our sales for nothing'!

Dumb. Dumb. Dumb.

[kandr]

Suralan said to the losing team 'X got the deal by offering 20% of their sales to the ticket agency. That was a stroke of genius'

To be fair. That was one of the dumbest things I have ever seen. Basically it said! 'Have 1/5 of all of our sales for nothing'!

Dumb. Dumb. Dumb.

Yeah, what if they never won, he would be saying the guy was an idiot for giving it away.

[d000hg]

BTW, seriously getting the hots for Stella now.

Really? I see nothing... weird teeth, 'hard' face. Just another thin blonde. Plus, sounds a bit like Janet Street Porter at times.

Suralan said to the losing team 'X got the deal by offering 20% of their sales to the ticket agency. That was a stroke of genius'

To be fair. That was one of the dumbest things I have ever seen. Basically it said! 'Have 1/5 of all of our sales for nothing'!

Considering your business empire is one crap shop, and his is $1.5bn, I think I'll side with him. The point is, this got them the agent's business and that's invaluable when you don't have the first clue about tourism.


This episode was just painful though. Granted it looked a horrible thing to do, but everyone was terrible at everything! I actually think a proper "slum tour" would be pretty cool, but walking down a 2nd-rate shopping street?
I literally cringed when the tours started, after seeing what went beforehand.

Seriously looking forward to interviews. We should set up a drinking game based on key words/phrases/events.

[d000hg]

Stuart... BOOM!

I always wonder, why don't they put full interviews/pitches for Apprentice/Dragons' Den online for those interested? Or maybe they do?

[cailin maith]

I think I have a girl crush on Karen Brady.

[Spacecadet]

Classic moment this week was sur/lord alun/sugar criticising Jamie for being someone who jumps on a money bandwagon.

Was glad to see Stuart get dumped in the manner that he was but still found it quite emotional when Joanne went. Nice girl but she definitely seemed very out of her depth in the interviews.

[gingerjedi]

I think I have a girl crush on Karen Brady.

They must have a bigger make up budget on Dara O'Brien's show, everyone always looks better in the aftermath.