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Segway boss dies riding over cliff
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Segway boss dies riding over cliff
Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter -
But did the segway crashland upright though?
Maybe it was deliberate? You know a 'Thelma and Louise' moment. -
Another invention by a mad scientist that turned on it's owner. Like Skynet.
I imagine all Segways are suddenly heading for the nearest cliff with their riders too terrified to let go.Comment
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Thought abt using one in the village to go to the pub until I seen the price! Bought a sinclair C5 off ebay instead. Still gets a great reaction and plod just won't arrest you for laughing. Win Win.Originally posted by Clippy View PostI looked into the price of one last week - £5k.
Flippin 'eck - you could get a scooter for that.Comment
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A nice thought. But untrue. He merely purchased the company.Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostAnother invention by a mad scientist that turned on it's owner. Like Skynet.
I imagine all Segways are suddenly heading for the nearest cliff with their riders too terrified to let go.
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I think you'll find that they were laughing at all those meaningless little stars on your Rangers Top Jeebo, not the C5.Originally posted by Jeebo72 View PostBought a sinclair C5 off ebay instead. Still gets a great reaction and plod just won't arrest you for laughing. Win Win.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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