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Is this the one about the USB stick worm that is supposed to target Siemens PLCs, such as might be installed in nuclear power stations?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostIs this the one about the USB stick worm that is supposed to target Siemens PLCs, such as might be installed in nuclear power stations?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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in AlfredJPruffock modeJob motivation: how the powerful steal from the stupid.Comment
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He is a permie now and has been for the last 7 years at least.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostI heard that after the happy meal arrived and he'd finished his nuggets, he had a tantrum and literally threw his toy across the room at the permie wage on offer.Comment
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Nah, that's Gary McKinnon's defence lawyers' plea bargain.Originally posted by MrRobin View Postsomething to do with Stuxnet?Comment
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