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    #31
    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    Should I buy more gold?... not sure the floorboards will take the weight
    Not sure your fingers can take anymore sovereign rings.

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      #32
      Is this the one about the USB stick worm that is supposed to target Siemens PLCs, such as might be installed in nuclear power stations?
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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        #33
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        Is this the one about the USB stick worm that is supposed to target Siemens PLCs, such as might be installed in nuclear power stations?
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #34
          Have you heard?

          Now you know that you are real,
          Show your friends that you and me
          Belong to the same world,
          Turned on to the same word,
          Have you heard?

          Now you know that you are free,
          Living all your life at ease.
          Each day has its always,
          A look down life's hallways, doorways,
          To lead you there.




          in AlfredJPruffock mode
          Job motivation: how the powerful steal from the stupid.

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            #35
            Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
            I heard that after the happy meal arrived and he'd finished his nuggets, he had a tantrum and literally threw his toy across the room at the permie wage on offer.
            He is a permie now and has been for the last 7 years at least.

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              #36
              Originally posted by MrRobin View Post
              something to do with Stuxnet?
              Nah, that's Gary McKinnon's defence lawyers' plea bargain.
              The vegetarian option.

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                #37
                • Nokia N8 available
                • Finley Quaye, at the Luminaire
                • Santana, at the O2 Arena
                • B4U Pictures release Robot
                • Double room available in Knaphill

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