I've got manflu...

[SupremeSpod]

max up on paracetamol and ibuprofen every 4/6 hours.

Don't rest - pass it on to other workers in the office, it will make you feel better

That sounds good, especially as I'm on holiday next week!

[chef]

Chef's solution for the early symptoms of man-flu.

A VERY hot curry or chilli to get the body shocked a little and you'll blow all that snot out or elseit comes out the other end
A nice bottle of bourbon (or other preferrred spirit) while having a relaxing evening in front of the tv
Sleep, ensuring man size kleenex are at nearby disposal (as if they wouldn't be already )

if on day 2 you still feel the symptoms then:
blast your body with Beechams Max Cold & Flu pain relief at required dosage to the minute,
eat lots of veg,
drink lots of juice
make yourself Spag Bol (or whatever comfort food you enjoy)
2nd early nights sleep

if by day 3 you are still feeling ill, your going to die so start preparing for the worst and tell the missus

[MarillionFan]

Poorly or not I could still kick your f**king head in, just f**king watch it! <----- See? I'm getting bad tempered now.

getting? That indicates that at some point you weren't in a bad mood

I suggest. A BBW doing a close up ass dance in front of you, naked, with her backside covered in tiger balm. That should clear your nasals!

[FiveTimes]

That sounds good, especially as I'm on holiday next week!

Also keep completing your invoice for the week as you go along

[shaunbhoy]

getting? That indicates that at some point you weren't in a bad mood

November 22nd 2003

HTH

[MarillionFan]

November 22nd 2003

HTH

Oh yes of course. The day he posted he'd seen a cat run over.

[SupremeSpod]

Also keep completing your invoice for the week as you go along

All done. Too lazy to undo it.

[SupremeSpod]

getting? That indicates that at some point you weren't in a bad mood

I suggest. A BBW doing a close up ass dance in front of you, naked, with her backside covered in tiger balm. That should clear your nasals!

That would certainly enable me to sing soprano...

CM would cut my balls off!

[shaunbhoy]

Oh yes of course. The day he posted he'd seen a cat run over.

Well I was thinking more of the Rugby World Cup Final actually, but hey ho!!

[SupremeSpod]

Well I was thinking more of the Rugby World Cup Final actually, but hey ho!!

MF is a gayboy cage-fighter, he knows nothing about real sport.