Smart Arses

[MarillionFan]

I know the answer to No3

The collars and cuff have to match first. :

[Clippy]

ummm okay, "no, he retires in his 2nd house by the lake?"

watch them all they're GREAT..

[doodab]

1. What is the meaning of life?

What is meaning?

2. Is there a God?

I don't believe so

3. Do blondes have more fun?

Probably.

4. What is the best diet?

Eat what you like

5. Is there anybody out there?

yes

6. Who is the most famous person in the world?

who gives a tulip

7. What is love?

See 1

8. What is the secret to happiness?

There is quite a lot of research that indicates that being generous and giving to others for the sake of it makes you happy.

9. Did Tony Soprano die?

See 6

10. How long will I live?

As long as you need to. You may not agree with the universe's judgement on this matter.