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    My lunch

    World's most expensive cheese sandwich? Yours for

    Some people might think the rich are suffering.
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    What does gold taste like?

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      #id
      Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
      What does gold taste like?
      Similar to Platinum and nicer than Palladium.

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        #id
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Similar to Platinum and nicer than Palladium.
        And how would that compare to Polonium?

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          #id
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          Similar to Platinum and nicer than Palladium.
          Those two haven't got food additive E numbers, unlike Gold,

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            #id
            How do you tell 'edible gold' from non-edible gold?

            The vegetarian option.

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              #id
              Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
              How do you tell 'edible gold' from non-edible gold?

              Suck it and see.

              Probably purity... and physical form. You don't want to go biting lumps out of an ingot.

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                #id
                Gold is checmically inert so you can just wolf down a bar and it'll come out the other side unaffected. Well, with a little help with some forceps, of course.
                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                  Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                  Gold is checmically inert so you can just wolf down a bar and it'll come out the other side unaffected. Well, with a little help with some forceps, of course.
                  Pure Gold is chemically inert...

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                    #id
                    Well that beats my £3 salad from ASDA...

                    <admin in work like a contractor, eat like a pov mode>

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