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Talking out of his (Ijaz) Butt

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    Talking out of his (Ijaz) Butt

    Hilarious interview on Sky Sports news now. The man is as mad as a box of frogs.

    Link.

    Pakistan Cricket Board chairman Ijaz Butt has made even more sensational claims as he tries to defend his country's cricketers by claiming England players accepted "enormous amounts of money" to lose Friday's one-day international at The Oval.
    Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

    #2
    The Butt doth protest too much, methinks.
    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
      The Butt doth protest too much, methinks.
      Classic ad hominem reply. He's been taking lessons off CUK.

      Personally we should now forget the rest of the series, make a diplomatic incident of the whole thing and then Nuke Pakistan back to the dinosaur age(they're presently at stone age!)

      Reminds me of the old joke!

      Little Timmy is in class when teacher decides to have a quotes quiz.

      Who said 'We will fight them on the beaches?'
      A few seconds little Abduls hand shoots up 'Winston Churchill miss!
      'Correct. Who said 'Let them eat cake?' a few seconds later 'Marie Antoinette miss!'
      'Correct. Who said 'We have become a grandmother?' 'Margaret Thatcher'
      'Correct again Abdul!'
      Timmy looks over to see Abdul cheating using a book!
      'You cheating Paki bstard!' he shouts
      'Who said THAT!' shouted the teacher
      A second later 'Mike Gatting' said Abdul
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Anyone hear him on 5 Live this morning? The presenter trying to get a word in edgeways was amusing All that bluster and actually he has no evidence.

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          #5
          He was on Radio 4 as well

          Reminded me of Comical Ali
          Coffee's for closers

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            #6
            Yesterday's ManU vs Liverpool match was definitely fixed. Come on, Berbatov with a bicyle kick ? Someone made a wad on that one alone.
            Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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              #7
              Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
              Yesterday's ManU vs Liverpool match was definitely fixed. Come on, Berbatov with a bicyle kick ? Someone made a wad on that one alone.
              He kicked a bicycle? how did a bicycle get on the pitch. football sure has moved on a bit since I stopped giving a damn.
              McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
              Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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                #8
                Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                The Butt doth protest too much, methinks.
                you said "butt"
                The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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