Is it safe to come out yet?

[sasguru]

No, my mum must be doing tricks so he's on the computer until she comes back.

FTFY

[Boudica]

i love the expression 'on the computer'

dimprawn, don't worry I'm fairly sure you don't have the smallest ..... here

[Mich the Tester]

Is it safe to come out yet?

Of course it is. We've known all along. It's always been an open secret; good to see you're being honest with yourself.

We all felt it's best for you to come out in your own time, and on your own terms.

Congratulations.

PS Will he be joining the congregation?

[Scrag Meister]

Far be it from us to determine when you should come out DP.

Sexuality is a personal thing.

[Mich the Tester]

Sexuality is a personal thing.

Not on CUK it isn't.

Where's Mary Ploppings?

MARY! MARY!?!

[Dearnla]

I hoped you'd died.

[minestrone]

My cleaner's husband had a heart attack "at the computer".

"I mean, he was just sitting there and his arm goes funny, then he is on the ground"

aye, right love.