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    #11
    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    It's just that time of year when the guru family go for their two weeks in the sun.

    He'll be back in a fortnight suitably relaxed and with a pleasant demeanor for a while.

    Enjoy! Going anywhere special?
    Ah. Of course. It's a Minestrone flounce.

    I forgot I recommended the caravan park I went to earlier in the year. Two weeks is a bit excessive but the kids will enjoy it.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      ... its become too boring on here.
      It's a recurring pattern. The forums are dull so you leave. You soon notice the forum seems to be a bit better and return, only to discover it quickly goes downhill again.

      It must just be coincidence that the forum is worse when you're here.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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          #14
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #15
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            SAS is a dog in a tatty old dress?
            Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
            Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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              #16
              Don't panic lads - he'll be back on Monday. It's just his annual long weekend at the Villiage Idiots convention.
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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                #17
                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                Don't panic lads - he'll be back on Monday. It's just his annual long weekend at the Villiage Idiots convention.
                Is he taking the master class again?

                I've heard they might honour him with a lifetime award!
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #18
                  What I have never understood is why anyone says that they are flouncing?

                  Particularly SAS. He accuses Suity of being an attention seeker and a betwetter etc but the standard of threads that he produces himself are often always "look at me" threads.

                  People are negging me but I don't care - was a recent one
                  I'm flouncing
                  You are all boring
                  I'm being headhunted

                  Have I missed something? Is he really just a sad little bloke with a massive desire to appear big to himself and thinks that that can be done by posting on an Internet forum.

                  FFS I don't think I have ever come across someone with so obvious a flawed self-image. He thinks he is in someway important or special with some deep intelligence unknown to the rest of humanity.

                  Or am I wrong? or a Cretin? or a Dullard? or a Village Idiot? or a Gurning fool? or a Bedwetter?

                  Or maybe its that he is just a Uid that those in the know share and use just to to troll. In which case can I borrow hi for a while - Please?
                  Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
                  Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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                    #19
                    The headhunted thread should go in some directory of best threads IMO
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
                      What I have never understood is why anyone says that they are flouncing?

                      Particularly SAS. He accuses Suity of being an attention seeker and a betwetter etc but the standard of threads that he produces himself are often always "look at me" threads.

                      People are negging me but I don't care - was a recent one
                      I'm flouncing
                      You are all boring
                      I'm being headhunted

                      Have I missed something? Is he really just a sad little bloke with a massive desire to appear big to himself and thinks that that can be done by posting on an Internet forum.

                      FFS I don't think I have ever come across someone with so obvious a flawed self-image. He thinks he is in someway important or special with some deep intelligence unknown to the rest of humanity.

                      Or am I wrong? or a Cretin? or a Dullard? or a Village Idiot? or a Gurning fool? or a Bedwetter?

                      Or maybe its that he is just a Uid that those in the know share and use just to to troll. In which case can I borrow hi for a while - Please?
                      <Shudder> That post could have been from SY01.
                      I need to rethink my gameplan.

                      Thanks for the insight.

                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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