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    #11
    Bed tester for SilentNight PLC.

    ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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      #12
      Condom test pilot.
      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

      I preferred version 1!

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        #13
        To be the research subject in to a study on the effects on middle-aged men of drinking cool beer/whatever in a beach bar on a tropical island surrounded by plenty of fit men/women with minimal clothing.

        Just like I was doing before.
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

        Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
        Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

        "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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          #14
          'International man of mystery' of course.

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