What is your dream contract?

[CheeseSlice]

'International man of mystery' of course.

[HairyArsedBloke]

To be the research subject in to a study on the effects on middle-aged men of drinking cool beer/whatever in a beach bar on a tropical island surrounded by plenty of fit men/women with minimal clothing.

Just like I was doing before.

[BoredBloke]

Condom test pilot.

[DimPrawn]

Bed tester for SilentNight PLC.

ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[norrahe]

Restaurant inspector for the Italian Michelin Guide.

OI! that's mine.

In that case, wine taster for the international wine awards

[Old Greg]

Duckling specialist at petting zoo.

[TimberWolf]

Best Job in World winner Ben Southall stung by deadly jellyfish - Telegraph

[hyperD]

Very part time Twin Otter pilot in the Maldives... will fly for free cocktails and fresh seafood!

[Cliphead]

Working for a music software company. Work from home, free music software including ClientCo's competition, free trips to the US and Europe.

Oh, wait...

[TimberWolf]

Playing with big boys toys, e.g. one of the telescopes in Hawaii or some cutting edge gyzmos. I expect even that would get boring after a day or so though.

[Gibbon]

The offical tour guide for female beach volley ball players in Rome.

[Mich the Tester]

Restaurant inspector for the Italian Michelin Guide.

[MarillionFan]

"Fluffer on a porn shoot" - Hairy Arsed Bloke

[doodab]

If you get paid for doing anything at all what would it be? I mean absolutely anything, it doesn't have to be IT related.