I've finally arrived!!

[SupremeSpod]

tut tut ..... you shouldnt be abusing fellow forum members, that'll get you a warning! (assuming that the mods here apply the rules fairly rather than picking and choosing their favourites - yeah right)

See you!

[ItsQuickerAntiClockwise]

See you!

I shan't think Im going anywhere, anytime soon. You on the other hand ....... well I'll keep your seat warm for you till you come back with a new username.

[SupremeSpod]

I shan't think Im going anywhere, anytime soon. You on the other hand ....... well I'll keep your seat warm for you till you come back with a new username.

That's most generous.

[sasguru]

tut tut ..... you shouldnt be abusing fellow forum members

Fook orf, you gurning moron.

[ItsQuickerAntiClockwise]

Fook orf, you gurning moron.

Where do you get 'gurning' from? Or are you just adding random words that come into that peabrain head of yours?

[MarillionFan]

A pissing contest, or pissing match, is a game in which participants compete to see who can urinate the highest, the farthest, or the most accurately.[1] Although the practice is often associated with adolescent boys, women have been known to play the game, and there are literary depictions of adults competing in it. Since the 1940s the term has been used as a slang idiomatic phrase describing contests that are "futile or purposeless", especially if waged in a "conspicuously aggressive manner".[2] As a metaphor it is used figuratively to characterise ego-driven battling in a pejorative or facetious manner that is often considered vulgar.[3] The image of two people urinating on each other has also been offered as a source of the phrase,[4] a practice in which lobsters actually engage.[5]

[ItsQuickerAntiClockwise]

A pissing contest, or pissing match, is a game in which participants compete to see who can urinate the highest, the farthest, or the most accurately.[1] Although the practice is often associated with adolescent boys, women have been known to play the game, and there are literary depictions of adults competing in it. Since the 1940s the term has been used as a slang idiomatic phrase describing contests that are "futile or purposeless", especially if waged in a "conspicuously aggressive manner".[2] As a metaphor it is used figuratively to characterise ego-driven battling in a pejorative or facetious manner that is often considered vulgar.[3] The image of two people urinating on each other has also been offered as a source of the phrase,[4] a practice in which lobsters actually engage.[5]

So which one of us is winning Mr Marillion Fan? I trust your judgement on this one big fella.

[d000hg]

Isn't the point of having a good sockpuppet that it's half believable? I don't think anyone bought GB from his very first post.

[Sysman]

Will they still want you when they realise you are a teetotaller with flexible principles?

Good question. My local Rotary Club monthly dinners were legendary pissups.

[cailin maith]

Good question. My local Rotary Club monthly dinners were legendary pissups.

Well they will love him when he tells them that drinking alcohol is a "disgusting habit" - reckon they'll be delighted they invited him in