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I'm a ShedHead!
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Originally posted by moorfield View PostWhere's the "AndyW lives in my shed" option ?Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThats freaking Dorset. It's also a field. What were you doing masturbating pigs?Originally posted by gricerboy View PostNo, definitely Wiltshire.
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EDIT: I do have relatives that do "contract" work down there but that is supplying agricultural machinery, not contracting as we would know it.Last edited by Gonzo; 11 September 2010, 22:32.Comment
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Originally posted by Gonzo View PostIt is right on the Wiltshire/Dorset border. Tollard Royal is in Wiltshire but I don't think that much of the area south of it is.
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EDIT: I do have relatives that do "contract" work down there but that is supplying agricultural machinery, not contracting as we would know it.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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According to your criteria, I'm definitely a shedhead. My garden shed is the only place a man can get a bit of p and q in this household.Comment
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I've just replaced my shed with a robust and roomy twenty-footer. I'm currently doing the electrics, security lights, interior cladding and the other bollocks.
If it doesn't burst into flames on final switch-on I'm thinking of getting a coffee machine.Comment
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostI've just replaced my shed with a robust and roomy twenty-footer. I'm currently doing the electrics, security lights, interior cladding and the other bollocks.
If it doesn't burst into flames on final switch-on I'm thinking of getting a coffee machine.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostI have two sheds. SNEER!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWill the Mayor be opening it?
He could bloody live in it!Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostAre you perchance Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson??+50 Xeno Geek Points
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