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Sounds like we could stop paying tax and it would take them years to figure out. Just to help out we should bombard them with pointless junk mail to slow them down even moreComment
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostSounds like we could stop paying tax and it would take them years to figure out. Just to help out we should bombard them with pointless junk mail to slow them down even moreComment
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostI wouldn't be surprised if that would be considered a terrorist act.Comment
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Originally posted by chef View Postbecause they counted them and because there were so many they didn't have time to open them
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Imagine trying to write the system that handles tax in this country. It must be a bloody nightmare with the bloated tax system Brown left.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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The tax system has been a crock for decades. I believe this has been a deliberate policy by successive governments.
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How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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