International Burn a Koran Day

[Gibbon]

The labels are stripped off and they're given to people who only have Betamax machines so that they may be tormented for the rest of their lives wondering just what is on the tapes.

And they'd be probably be hoping it was porn......

[lilelvis2000]

Old Bibles are imported into Iran so that they can be burned by Mad Mullahs.

Old copies of the Koran are imported into Sh!tsville, Arkansas so that the Mad Christians can burn them.

The Jews are too tight to part with anything so old copies of the Torah are sold from Jew to Jew, Torah Futures it's called.


Anybody out there that I haven't offended, yet?

The KKK are in Zinc, Arkansas.

[SupremeSpod]

The KKK are in Zinc, Arkansas.

Who was talking about the KKK?

[SupremeSpod]

Followers of The Great Almighty Sphaghetti Monster?

Hurry up.

They just have their menus wiped clean.

[SupremeSpod]

I can think of a learn yersel' C book of my acquaintance that could be improved with a bit of burning.

And it wasn't even writ by Herb Schildt at that.

It wasn't "A Book on C", was it? That was my favourite when I was a youngster.

[lilelvis2000]

Nah. It was some blue thing that still resides in my bookcase.

I worked through it finding all the mistakes.

And they weren't just typos.

I was forced in Uni to buy the K&R tripe..and it cost a fortune as well. I think Stroustrupp's C++ book was crap as well. If I still had them I'd gladly burn them.

[Mich the Tester]

Probably due to not singing "Onward Christian Soldiers" enough in assembly.

That hideous song, along with 'All things bright and beautiful' (we really need a vomit smiley) probably set many of us up to be atheists. I hated the happy-clappy stuff. Jerusalem, Hills of the North; they're proper hymns; worth going to church just to sing even if you don't believe the goddy stuff.

[DS23]

international burn a korean day

just scratching an itch

[cailin maith]

just scratching an itch

[sasguru]

I was forced in Uni to buy the K&R tripe...

If you think K&R is tripe I'll wager you're a crap programmer ...