Plan B

[SupremeSpod]

Actually, I'm not.

I do stay away from home most of the time though, which is worse.

Sas just assumes that because he's a pig-ugly gimp with no social merits whatsoever that everyone else is in the same boat.

Regarding working away from home, I concur.

[doodab]

Someone beat you to it a while ago.

Pelvic Floor Toner - includes a FREE Strong Spring Set

Now that's not something your going to slip into your other half's christmas stocking and get away with it.

[MaryPoppins]

Now that's not something your going to slip into your other half's christmas stocking and get away with it.

Sounds like torture equipment. As in, bad torture.

[doodab]

Sounds like torture equipment. As in, bad torture.

Well you know what they say. No pain, no gain.

[OwlHoot]

It's called the "quim gym". A sort of compressible foam dildo that a lady can squeeze repetitively in order to give her mussel muscles a good workout.

Put some piezoelectric crystals in it, and she could recharge her, um, mobile phone or whatever, at the same time.

[Pogle]

Its bad enough having that freezing cold metal thingy inserted when you have a smear done!
That plastic thing looks unpleasant & scratchy.

Anyway you can improve your pelvic floor whilst sitting at your desk, you don't need special equipment.
Know what I mean girls..?

[HairyArsedBloke]

Anyway you can improve your pelvic floor whilst sitting at your desk, you don't need special equipment.
Know what I mean girls..?

Aye.

[AtW]

yes SAS, whatever you say..

Sas is married with children, and during the day he sells shoes in the City...

[EternalOptimist]

My first missus could open a bottle of guinness with her, er..., equipment. And I could fire peas through the kitchen window with mine

oh to be young again

[SupremeSpod]

My first missus could open a bottle of guinness with her, er..., equipment. And I could fire peas through the kitchen window with mine

oh to be young again

Bloody hell! You were married to Marianne Faithful? Rock on man!