I passed a car yesterday with Deborah Meaden in the back!!! WTF IS GOING ON!!!!!!!
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Nearly stepped into a cycle lane containing a speeding Jon Snow yesterday.Comment
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Right, here goes.
I once got invited to a Race day at Kempton Park by a supplier. Thought nothing of it until we turned up and started to see a few famous people milling about outside. Then we got to sit down and all became clear. It was a Variety Club of GB do. Half the tables were taken by corporates (Iveco Trucks was mine) and half by Celebs.
Hosted by Jeremy Beadle (RIP) we had a fab time and got fleeced in the Auction for 6 bottles of Tulip Champagne for £180 (funny how I remember that.....). Nearly won a Golf day with Tom O'Connor but got outbid.
So, don't take betting tips from Bert Kwouk or John Virgo - they're clueless. My missus sewed up the lining on John Leslie's jacket whilst Abby Titmuss simpered at us. We also had a chat with June Brown (Dot Cotton) as she was chain smoking on the balcony.
Ended up chatting motorbikes with Jane Omorogbe, as she had the same bike as me at the time.Comment
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Saw Nigella Lawson filiming on London Bridge not so long ago.
Absolutely massive hooters.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Ths bint out of Taggart sometimes comes in to my cafe.
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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