Scousers - why do they keep whinging...

[NickFitz]

That's because the river used to be so polluted that merseyside and sewerside meant the same thing.

When I was a kid in Liverpool we used to joke that if you fell in the Mersey you wouldn't drown, you'd dissolve.

Mind you, back then in the Sixties that might well have been true

[lightng]

Q:What do you call a scouser in a white shellsuit?
A: The bride.

[EternalOptimist]

youse fkng nobs.
the next person who has a go, i will track down and stick the ead on im.


ballbags

[lightng]

Scouse contractor: Data wareowzin? Me an me mate Sinbad 'av done loadz ov wareowzes. Giza contract. Go on, Gizit!

[EternalOptimist]

enough now

thats enough. youse gits.


next one gets the 'ead

[Mich the Tester]

enough now

thats enough. youse gits.


next one gets the 'ead

Calm down and go and put a load through a socket. It'll cheer you up no end.

[lightng]

enough now

thats enough. youse gits.


next one gets the 'ead

Sorry EO

[EternalOptimist]

Sorry EO

giz a job

[SupremeSpod]

enough now

thats enough. youse gits.


next one gets the 'ead

Eh, eh eh eh eh, calm down, calm down!

[swamp]

The Welsh are a bunch of wingebags too. And most of the Scottish.

It's all about an over-inflated sense of entitlement and victimhood, not helped by a Labour government. Boris was bang on the money when he commented about the scousers.