Top 10 best CUK threads actually related to technology

[AtW]

1. http://forums.contractoruk.com/techn...de-puzzle.html

Get some popcorn before reading.

[thunderlizard]

That's only 1. You will of course need another 1 before you have 10.

[Spacecadet]

That's only 1. You will of course need another 1 before you have 10.

I got that

[MarillionFan]

I didnt get it. Doesnt that just make 3.

[SupremeSpod]

I particularly like this bit...

Below is a piece of code. If you feel like optimising it then please do. It is purely an exercise and for the hard of thinking (AtW), not a competition. Your resulting code must be assembled via debug and if you use a hex listing (in the case of .386 code for example) then please show your source code and explain any optimisations.

[AtW]

I particularly like this bit...

Did you manage to get that interview test with our help or not?

[MarillionFan]

Did you manage to get that interview test with our help or not?

Have you two still not got this assembly nonsense out of your system yet???

Why not just meet up a service station toilets between Birmingham and Swindon and just have a look to see who has the biggest cock.

[Spacecadet]

Have you two still not got this assembly nonsense out of your system yet???

Why not just meet up a service station toilets between Birmingham and Swindon and just have a look to see who is the biggest cock.

FTFY

[fullyautomatix]

Have you two still not got this assembly nonsense out of your system yet???

Why not just meet up a service station toilets between Birmingham and Swindon and just have a look to see who sucks the biggest cock.

FTFY