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Thats Mr Marillionfan to you snot nose. Just remember your place.
Tenner says you never break out of the 6 phases.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
What are they then?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThats Mr Marillionfan to you snot nose. Just remember your place.
Tenner says you never break out of the 6 phases.
Is ^ SY01, I take it?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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The 6 Phases of SockieOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWhat are they then?
Is ^ SY01, I take it?
Phase 1 register on CUK with a please take it easy I am newbie or come on who wants some thread receiving much flaggelation
Phase 2 is normally a continuous barrage of posts and threads on complete nonsense. Followed with opening threads about other users.
Phase 3 is then normally a whinging/whining set of posts about how the said poster has been picked on, had a thread moved or deleted with some calls to the moderators about how unfair life is in general.
Phase 4 is a temp ban
Phase 5 is a triumphant return from a ban, followed with Phase 2 and 3 repeated in earnest.
Phase 6 is a permanent ban and then back to phase 1 again.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I am not Suityou.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWhat are they then?
Is ^ SY01, I take it?
The other night I was accused of being - RH, NAT and Cojak.
but I said then and repeat now - I am not a sockie.
I have been lurking for several months and feel I almost know some of you but as far as I know none of you know me.Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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I shall from now on treat you with the respect you deserve.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThats Mr Marillionfan to you snot nose. Just remember your place.
Tenner says you never break out of the 6 phases.Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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Hi SYOriginally posted by Wodewick View PostI am not Suityou.
The other night I was accused of being - RH, NAT and Cojak.
but I said then and repeat now - I am not a sockie.
I have been lurking for several months and feel I almost know some of you but as far as I know none of you know me.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Shirley even Suityou wouldn't be that stupid!Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostHi SY
D'Oh! I mean stupid enough to wave backJim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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Why can I almost see you entering the waving smiley, then quickly deleting it?Originally posted by Wodewick View PostShirley even Suityou wouldn't be that stupid!
D'Oh! I mean stupid enough to wave back
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I expect thats because you are psychic or do I mean wrong?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWhy can I almost see you entering the waving smiley, then quickly deleting it?
Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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