I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday

[TimberWolf]

So I rang up British Telecom and said: 'I want to report a nuisance caller.' He said: 'Not you again.'

So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays.'

I went to the butchers the other day and the butcher said: 'I bet you £5 you can't guess the weight of that meat on the top shelf.' 'I'm not gambling,' I said. 'The steaks are too high.' IGMC

[alreadypacked]

So I rang up British Telecom and said: 'I want to report a nuisance caller.' He said: 'Not you again.'

So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays.'

I went to the butchers the other day and the butcher said: 'I bet you £5 you can't guess the weight of that meat on the top shelf.' 'I'm not gambling,' I said. 'The steaks are too high.' IGMC

Wrong thread

[Clippy]

Even duller than the first time you posted about this.