The future is not so bright afterall
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sadguru 'likely to keep posting tulip forever'
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Originally posted by AtW View PostThe future is not so bright afterallCoffee's for closers -
Read this from Edwin Von Throbber in 'New Scientologist'
'There is little doubt now that the universe will expand forever. It must expand in order to contain all the stuff within it. The biggest object by far is the nova known as 'SaS 1' which is a nebulous cloud form by SasGurus ego.
Even more massive than the HorseArse nebula, Sas's ego is believed to have formed when a black hole self-regarded and exploded one day
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Muuuuhahahahahaaa ...ha ha ha.....ha ha ha..ha ha ha
<<<Ghostly laugh dying away as it echoes throughout the universe>>>Hard Brexit now!
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Every time I see the word tulip nowadays I imagine a whole pile of steaming turds. Can we not call a sh1te a sh1te please.
Plus someday I'd like to start a thread on tulips, maybe, you know the flowers?Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View Posttulips, maybe, you know the flowers?Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostHow does that related to general IT contractor issues?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostHow does that related to general IT contractor issues?
HTH but IKIWHard Brexit now!
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