Jesus Holy Crap

[chef]

hot lunch.

urban dictionary

MaryP I'm shocked and don't want to know where you learnt that terminology

[Mich the Tester]

Urgh Mary, I've gone right off you.

[northernladuk]

I just tried what your avatar said

LOL actually doing it was first mistake... 2nd one is to come back and admit you did it

[Mich the Tester]

Is MP's real name Mary Ploppings?

[DimPrawn]

Rat: Giant Rodent Shot Dead On Bradford Estate: Creature Could Be Descendent Of Coypu Species | Strange News | Sky News

I feel very sorry indeed for the foul beast. Not only it is hated and despised by all of us but it has the misfortune of living in Ravenscliffe, Bradford. Does it get any worse than this???

WHS. Poor little fecker.

[northernladuk]

urban dictionary

MaryP I'm shocked and don't want to know where you learnt that terminology

But it's better than having a warm beer with it...

Hot lunch and warm beer

... in fact... scratch that... just

[Sysman]

Just tell the locals that they taste like chicken. They'll be gone before the end of Ramadan.

There are rats, rats
Rats as big as dogs
In the bogs. In the bogs
There are rats, rats
Rats as big as dogs
In the Quartermaster's bogs

My eyes are dim I cannot see,
I have not brought my specs with me
I have ... not ... brought ... my specs ... with ... me

[OwlHoot]

urban dictionary

MaryP I'm shocked and don't want to know where you learnt that terminology

There's no way anyone uses a tiny fraction of the lurid slang in that Urban Dictionary.

People just sit there trying to think up the most outlandish and disgusting "fake" slang phrases, and then post them.

(a bit like the Viz editorial team, chewing their pencils trying to dream up with new words for their Profanasaurus)

[MaryPoppins]

There's no way anyone uses a tiny fraction of the lurid slang in that Urban Dictionary.

People just sit there trying to think up the most outlandish and disgusting "fake" slang phrases, and then post them.

(a bit like the Viz editorial team, chewing their pencils trying to dream up with new words for their Profanasaurus)

Hot lunch was a well known expression, I thought. I will admit I am fairly childish when it comes to knowing these things.