Golden Brown (He will be after his book)

[Paddy]

When did I say I was supportive of Mr Berezovsky?

Even though he was pursued for political reasons I don't give him my support.

<Says AtW carefully speaking towards the hidden microphone in the matryoshka >

[doodab]

I personally would welcome the old days, when politicians who fell out of favour where grusomely tortured and executed publically. Bit of bloodletting and we all move on. Certainly would be more entertaining than reading Browns memoirs

I suspect being grusomely tortured and reading Brown's memoirs will amount to much the same thing.

[Mich the Tester]

I suspect being grusomely tortured and reading Brown's memoirs will amount to much the same thing.

Chapter 1 Licking Tony
Chapter 2 Nose picking
Chapter 3 Selling the public's gold
Chapter 4 Prudent fiscal policy
Chapter 5 That bastard Tony leaves
Chapter 6 Saving the world
Chapter 7 Election '10
Chapter 8 We're staying put
Chapter 9 Nasty Mr Clegg
Chapter 10 Book deal and speaking engagements
Appendix; still waiting to cut it out of Tony's abdomen

[AtW]

<Says AtW carefully speaking towards the hidden microphone in the matryoshka >

[TimberWolf]

Chapter 1 Licking Tony
Chapter 2 Nose picking
Chapter 3 Selling the public's gold
Chapter 4 Prudent fiscal policy
Chapter 5 That bastard Tony leaves
Chapter 6 Saving the world
Chapter 7 Election '10
Chapter 8 We're staying put
Chapter 9 Nasty Mr Clegg
Chapter 10 Book deal and speaking engagements
Appendix; still waiting to cut it out of Tony's abdomen

No lucrative EU role?

[Doggy Styles]

No lucrative EU role?

It seems not. No-one wants him.

Surprising really, because running an EU budget that has been unauditable for the past 14 years sounds right up his street.

[Doggy Styles]

Chapter 1 Kicking Tony
...

FTFY

[Mich the Tester]

FTFY

No, they loved each other first, back then when 'things could only get better'.

[TimberWolf]

No, they loved each other first, back then when 'things could only get better'.

That can be the title of the last chapter now.

[gordonbrown]

I suspect being grusomely tortured and reading Brown's memoirs will amount to much the same thing.

You bigot. My memoirs will be something along the lines of:

1. Granita - the broken promise
2. Cracking down on Tory tax avoidance
3. Supporting England at football
4. Saving our nation from Tory over-exposure to gold prices
5. Marriage wasn't a populist scam
6. Eliminating Tory-created poverty
7. Being a fan of Arctic Monkeymen, Frank Ferdinand and the other ones, er...
8. Stepping into the breach when Tory suddenly resigns [should that be Tony? - ed.]
9. Saving the world's banks from Tory ruin
10. Deficit reduction going to plan
11. Stupid voters, stupid Clegg, stupid everybody except me
12. Appendix - all of my speeches