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    And Mum told threaded...

    Listen up sonny!

    Next time I want to buy an inkjet printer I'll listen to the lad in PC World.

    He was entirely correct in his explanation that some inkjet printers need to be 'primed/purged' on first use (thereby reducing the normal cartridge capacity), but OH NO! - you wouldn't have that would you my lad?

    You think you know better, don't you? You little arsewipe!

    I know you invented the telephone when you were only two, and postulated a schematic for a time machine when you were only 14 (and got kidnapped by the KGB etc. etc.) but, let's face it son, you know Jack tulip about inkjet printers.

    Fess up boy!

    Love

    Mum

    p.s. why do you never Skype me?

    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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