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    #91
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    ...girlfriend keeps breaking things and so on.
    Just deflate "her" a bit.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #92
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      And how do you like YOUR sheep tied to you?

      On the other hand no, don't tell!
      We just need Dimprawn to join sg and sb and the flock of braindead sheep will be complete.

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        #93
        Originally posted by AtW View Post
        And how do you like YOUR sheep tied to you?

        On the other hand no, don't tell!
        Talk about laboured, to the point of groanworthy.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #94
          Originally posted by fckvwls View Post
          We just need Dimprawn to join sg and sb and the flock of braindead sheep will be complete.
          And I'll be the guy who whistles to Churchill to herd them up

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            #95
            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            And I'll be the guy who whistles to Churchill to herd them up
            The Dog's dead.

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              #96
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              Just deflate "her" a bit.
              I have let her down on a number of occasions
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #97
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                Correct me if I'm wrong but are you not the only person who mentioned a porn site in one your posts today?
                I'm betting you're a single, porn-site addict with the usual IT geek problems
                Hey! Nothing wrong with being a porn-site addict!

                It does make driving with when using an iPhone difficult though.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #98
                  Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                  The Dog's dead.

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                    #99
                    Originally posted by AtW View Post
                    And how do you like YOUR sheep tied to you?
                    They normally sit adjacent to each other outside the Pub catflap, comparing answers at Quiz Night. Neither has yet come up with a correct one however, but they live in hope!

                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                      Originally posted by fckvwls View Post
                      We just need Dimprawn to join sg and sb and the flock of braindead sheep will be complete.
                      Woeful.
                      In what way do you imagine chirping in with puerile gibberish will somehow differentiate you from your Mutton-Headed sockie-master?

                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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