Poor underprivileged little cherubs. What they is a pat on the back and a holiday in Disneyland at the taxpayers expense. Bless 'em.
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Cage fighter my arse. Looking forward to meeting you now you fookin bedwetter.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostJust in town unloading to the shop when 3 12 years old bundle out of Subway across the road and scatter a load of milk cartons on the floor, thinking it funny jump up and down.
I went to tell them to pack it in but the guy in the shop next door came out and told them off, telling them to pick them up so I carried on unloading.
A couple of minutes later I pop out to find them giving him some serious tulip 'Come on then, you want some!', 'Come on whatcha gonna do! You cant do **** all!' sort of stuff arms wide and in his face. He was standing there so i assume he was in control. I come back a couple of minutes later and he's shut himself in the shop with the three lads laughing and the one ringleader, a little 4 foot fat piece of tulip doing all the running still giving it large spitting at the window!!! He's obviously someones 'little darling'
Initially I was going to go over and tell them to clear off, but the fact this lanky 6 ft fella had told them off and they were carrying on made me think again.
They pissed off after a couple of more minutes. But what exactly is the deal with the law and giving a young scally a clip?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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WHS + 5 million.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI think you'll find that walking up towards them in a threatening manner and then:
"OI, PICK THAT tulip UP OR I'LL RIP YOUR ******* HEADS OFF YOU ****ED-UP LITTLE *******!"
tends to work
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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You wouldn't say boo to an empty room.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWHS + 5 million.
So nobody has an answer to the question. What exactly is the deal with the law and giving a young scally a clip?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Straightforward. You're guilty of assault.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou wouldn't say boo to an empty room.
So nobody has an answer to the question. What exactly is the deal with the law and giving a young scally a clip?Comment
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Same as giving anyone a clip, assault.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou wouldn't say boo to an empty room.
So nobody has an answer to the question. What exactly is the deal with the law and giving a young scally a clip?
You are effectively powerless to prevent their anti-social behavior.
Not nice, is it?
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You can speak to them about it.
You can also install CCTV for when they come back and smash your shop windows.
Then you can phone the police. They might even give a tulip.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Bit convoluted and time consuming I expect. But how about discreetly tailing them to find out where they live? Then returning at a later date, with a balaclava and a baseball bat, and knocking 7 bells out of them?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhat exactly is the deal with the law and giving a young scally a clip?
Community Action..........so to speak.
HTH
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Why don't you just get one of those Mosquito thingies?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Where would he land it?Originally posted by d000hg View PostWhy don't you just get one of those Mosquito thingies?
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