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State of the IT industry

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    #21
    Originally posted by Board Game Geek
    I want bionic eyes, headware memory to record what I see, in-built health monitoring systems.....
    Doctor: So what is wrong Sir?

    Patient: My eyes have gone blurry and all I can see is a message saying "General Protection Fault, please shut down the brain and reboot".

    I'll stick to wearing glasses, and living a healthy lifestyle. Except today I ache like hell having spent several hours on Sunday walking in Windsor Park. Bloody aging process.

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      #22
      There's one boom left in IT.

      .NET

      Milan

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        #23
        Originally posted by DimPrawn
        There's one boom left in IT.

        .NET

        Milan
        I long ago got tired of Microsoft's next latest thing. First it was MFC, then DDE, then COM, then ActiveX, then something else, then .NET, and C#, and so on. And the DB stuff is as bad. I'm too old for that lark. Who cares.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Board Game Geek
          You need to look further beyond that, in to the realms of sci-fi and fantasy and discover an idea that seems light years away.
          Any government project will do.

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