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Well, well, well... Menelaus, you rogue!
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Another tosser to add to the annals of CUKdom. Where do these cretins come from?Hard Brexit now!
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Well as there is only 5 real people on this whole board, that should narrow it down a little Dim.Originally posted by sasguru View PostAnother tosser to add to the annals of CUKdom. Where do these cretins come from?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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OK. Who are the 5 Real People?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWell as there is only 5 real people on this whole board, that should narrow it down a little Dim.
I'm an AtW fembot so include me out.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostI'm an AtW fembot so include me out.
And you are my favourite one!Comment
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It's nice of you to say soOriginally posted by AtW View Post
And you are my favourite one!
. Aaaaaarrrggghh. I'm talking to myself.
Not self-aware, not self-aware, not self-aware .......+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Well! I'm real aren't I????Originally posted by Zippy View PostOK. Who are the 5 Real People?
I'm an AtW fembot so include me out.
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Time to dieOriginally posted by MarillionFan View Post+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Don't worry Sas, your crown as site tw@t is quite safe.Originally posted by sasguru View PostAnother tosser to add to the annals of CUKdom. Where do these cretins come from?"I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
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Says you with your sectarian statement in your signature. Don't let the 'Bhoys' see that.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostWhats wrong with you lot?!! This thread is ridiculous.
Where've you been Sally? Doing time?"I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
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