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**Lucifer Box** · 28 January 2006, 18:10

Originally posted by Fungus

Florence Nightingale.

Well, it makes a change from an American revolutionary communist fundamentalist christian I suppose.

**Jabberwocky** · 28 January 2006, 19:39

I crept up into the ContractorUK forums. I was so scared to look inside, but I had to.

And what did you see ? What did you see?

Lambs. The lambs were screaming.

Jabberwocky was slaughtering the spring lambs?

Yes, and they were screaming.

**threaded** · 28 January 2006, 19:59

Yes, but they were ever so silent afterards.

**stackpole** · 29 January 2006, 00:38

Sex with lambs.

It's so difficult to get purchase. To brace oneself.

**Lucifer Box** · 29 January 2006, 07:23

Originally posted by zeitghost

Cutting, LB, so very, very cutting...

I'd had a hard day stoking the eternal fires of torment.

**OwlHoot** · 29 January 2006, 09:34

Originally posted by stackpole

Sex with lambs.

It's so difficult to get purchase. To brace oneself.

One word - wellies

**stackpole** · 29 January 2006, 13:39

Originally posted by OwlHoot

One word - wellies

Christ, did I really say that last night?

Um, yes, wellies. Not as good as you think for bracing though.

**wobbegong** · 30 January 2006, 16:02

Originally posted by OwlHoot

One word - wellies

Now, I'm no prude, but livestock in rubber? That's disgusting!

**Fungus** · 30 January 2006, 18:08

Originally posted by wobbegong

Now, I'm no prude, but livestock in rubber? That's disgusting!

Did I hear mention of a gimp mask?

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