Today Sausage Jockey is pretending to be ...

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Fungus replied

30 January 2006, 18:08
Originally posted by wobbegong

Now, I'm no prude, but livestock in rubber? That's disgusting!

Did I hear mention of a gimp mask?
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wobbegong replied

30 January 2006, 16:02
Originally posted by OwlHoot

One word - wellies

Now, I'm no prude, but livestock in rubber? That's disgusting!
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stackpole replied

29 January 2006, 13:39
Originally posted by OwlHoot

One word - wellies

Christ, did I really say that last night?

Um, yes, wellies. Not as good as you think for bracing though.
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OwlHoot replied

29 January 2006, 09:34
Originally posted by stackpole

Sex with lambs.

It's so difficult to get purchase. To brace oneself.

One word - wellies
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Lucifer Box replied

29 January 2006, 07:23
Originally posted by zeitghost

Cutting, LB, so very, very cutting...

I'd had a hard day stoking the eternal fires of torment.
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stackpole replied

29 January 2006, 00:38
Sex with lambs.

It's so difficult to get purchase. To brace oneself.
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threaded replied

28 January 2006, 19:59
Yes, but they were ever so silent afterards.
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Jabberwocky replied

28 January 2006, 19:39
I crept up into the ContractorUK forums. I was so scared to look inside, but I had to.

And what did you see ? What did you see?

Lambs. The lambs were screaming.

Jabberwocky was slaughtering the spring lambs?

Yes, and they were screaming.
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Lucifer Box replied

28 January 2006, 18:10
Originally posted by Fungus

Florence Nightingale.

Well, it makes a change from an American revolutionary communist fundamentalist christian I suppose.
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28 January 2006, 15:06
Today Sausage Jockey is pretending to be ...

Florence Nightingale.
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