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    Well things have really been coming together for me over the past few days despite the outrage that occurred on Monday. Incidentally, if I happen to chance upon any of my treacherous fellow commuters while I'm out on my recumbant, they'll be rather shocked at the way I can make an approximation of a circular saw with my front cog. Perfectly at between the legs height too.

    Anyway, being a positive kind of guy I've made some good come of this episode. You may recall Me talking about my recent induction into the Bristol Suburban Railway Society and how I want to make my mark there. Well, In the pub on Monday night (I was on ginger beer as I do not consume any alcoholic beverages) me and my mate Malc hatched a wizard plan; to do a sponsored cycle ride around the disused railways of the county of Devonshire. This works out really well as it happens as our other mate from the quartet is on scout duty over the week we plan on going and so we could lip down with the scouts and guides at their camp on a couple of nights. We also plan on having a bit of a Jamboree / gang show with the kids on the last night; I guess we'll have to practice I'm Rolling Along On A Crest of a Wave in Barbershop style lol!

    Anyway, in time honoured tradition I'll be setting up a website with lots of pics from our adventures and there will also be an opportunity for people to contribute to my fu.d. In the meantime I'm off to learn the words to Gin Gang Goolie!

    #2
    is that you on the bike?
    Coffee's for closers

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      #3
      Originally posted by gricerboy View Post
      Well things have really been coming together for me over the past few days despite the outrage that occurred on Monday. Incidentally, if I happen to chance upon any of my treacherous fellow commuters while I'm out on my recumbant, they'll be rather shocked at the way I can make an approximation of a circular saw with my front cog. Perfectly at between the legs height too.

      Anyway, being a positive kind of guy I've made some good come of this episode. You may recall Me talking about my recent induction into the Bristol Suburban Railway Society and how I want to make my mark there. Well, In the pub on Monday night (I was on ginger beer as I do not consume any alcoholic beverages) me and my mate Malc hatched a wizard plan; to do a sponsored cycle ride around the disused railways of the county of Devonshire. This works out really well as it happens as our other mate from the quartet is on scout duty over the week we plan on going and so we could lip down with the scouts and guides at their camp on a couple of nights. We also plan on having a bit of a Jamboree / gang show with the kids on the last night; I guess we'll have to practice I'm Rolling Along On A Crest of a Wave in Barbershop style lol!

      Anyway, in time honoured tradition I'll be setting up a website with lots of pics from our adventures and there will also be an opportunity for people to contribute to my fu.d. In the meantime I'm off to learn the words to Gin Gang Goolie!
      I hope you have your CRB Certificate.

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        #4
        wow i've not read him before is he real?

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          #5
          Originally posted by Boudica View Post
          wow i've not read him before is he real?
          About as real as you or I...

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            #6
            Originally posted by gricerboy View Post
            Well things have really been coming together for me over the past few days despite the outrage that occurred on Monday. Incidentally, if I happen to chance upon any of my treacherous fellow commuters while I'm out on my recumbant, they'll be rather shocked at the way I can make an approximation of a circular saw with my front cog. Perfectly at between the legs height too.

            Anyway, being a positive kind of guy I've made some good come of this episode. You may recall Me talking about my recent induction into the Bristol Suburban Railway Society and how I want to make my mark there. Well, In the pub on Monday night (I was on ginger beer as I do not consume any alcoholic beverages) me and my mate Malc hatched a wizard plan; to do a sponsored cycle ride around the disused railways of the county of Devonshire. This works out really well as it happens as our other mate from the quartet is on scout duty over the week we plan on going and so we could lip down with the scouts and guides at their camp on a couple of nights. We also plan on having a bit of a Jamboree / gang show with the kids on the last night; I guess we'll have to practice I'm Rolling Along On A Crest of a Wave in Barbershop style lol!

            Anyway, in time honoured tradition I'll be setting up a website with lots of pics from our adventures and there will also be an opportunity for people to contribute to my fu.d. In the meantime I'm off to learn the words to Gin Gang Goolie!


            I'm calling the police

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              #7
              Slightly disappointed not to read anything about newts in this update.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #8
                Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                About as real as you or I...

                hey spod you know i am real

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                  #9
                  Did you build that bike yourself?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                    About as real as you or I...
                    Originally posted by Boudica View Post
                    hey spod you know i am real
                    You're not another one of CMs sockpuppets are you?

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