I'm becoming a father in a week or so - tips?

[wobbegong]

have been larging it up for the past 9 months - boozeing, champagne, chicks, etc.

Let's hope there aren't any more little surprises on the way!

Congratulations, and when he/she starts teething, buy some 'Phenergan'; antihistamine with a wonderfully drowsy side effect!

Mmmmmmm, sleeeeeep.

[DodgyAgent]

Cheers ...

Get it down for Radley or Eton now. August will be too late

[bobsmithldn]

Thanks for all the advice everyone ...

[Lucifer Box]

Mrs Lucifer was due to give birth on Sunday, but she's late for everything.

[freshblue]

Congrats chap.... best advice is that when the exhaustion kicks in and you really are fed up...count to ten, take a deep breath and remember that are much worse places to be.....