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Menelaus up to his old tricks...

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    #61
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Jeez. SA and Cliphead. What type of fetish categorization would that come under????
    If SA sits on him, sado-masochism.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #62
      What would you two dweebs know about fetishes? Yous would have to have sex first to form any kind of preference.
      The pope is a tard.

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        #63
        Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
        What would you two dweebs know about fetishes? Yous would have to have sex first to form any kind of preference.


        Me, me, me...

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          #64
          Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
          What would you two dweebs know about fetishes? Yous would have to have sex first to form any kind of preference.
          Being prodded with a pointy stick when you're slobbed out on the sofa SA is not a fetish. Your other half is just checking you're still alive!
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #65
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Being prodded with a pointy stick when you're slobbed out on the sofa SA is not a fetish. Your other half is just checking you're still alive!
            I would have thought opening the fridge door would be a better test of that.

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              #66
              Originally posted by Clippy View Post
              I would have thought opening the fridge door would be a better test of that.
              <drum> <drum> <symbol>
              The pope is a tard.

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                #67
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Jeez. SA and Cliphead. What type of fetish categorization would that come under????
                Duelling Banjos??

                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by Clippy View Post
                  I would have thought opening the fridge door would be a better test of that.
                  my friend had a hamster that made a funny squeaking noise when he heard the fridge open

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by Boudica View Post
                    my friend had a hamster that made a funny squeaking noise when he heard the fridge open
                    I bet it would make an even funnier noise of you slammed the fridge door on its bollocks...

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                      I bet it would make an even funnier noise of you slammed the fridge door on its bollocks...
                      the kinder gentler side of spod...


                      ewwww, i never want to think about a hamster's bollocks but if my OH doesn't get home in the next five minutes we might be making a trip to fridge

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