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How to win voters and influence people (in scotland)

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    #11
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    I say scrap those carriers and make one good spaceship - then take off and nuke sites from orbit.
    But then, you're not entirely familiar with reality, are you?

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      #12
      Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
      But then, you're not entirely familiar with reality, are you?
      Reality is something that depends very much on a point of view.

      Say for you reality is that pissing at lamposts is ok, for me it isn't.

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        #13
        Originally posted by AtW View Post
        I say scrap those carriers and
        build more metal bars on more Scottish prisons

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          #14
          Originally posted by moorfield View Post
          build more metal bars on more Scottish prisons
          Actually not a bad idea - there are not enough prisons in this country, and allegedly it costs £45k per prisoner per year, so Scotland has got lots of space and some remote place can be used for a prison: extra 100,000 spaces charged out at £10k each would make cool £1 bln per annum ...

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            #15
            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            Actually not a bad idea - there are not enough prisons in this country, and allegedly it costs £45k per prisoner per year, so Scotland has got lots of space and some remote place can be used for a prison: extra 100,000 spaces charged out at £10k each would make cool £1 bln per annum ...
            Scotland has an abundance of small offshore islands surrounded by very cold water with treacherous currents. Can't see why it need be so very expensive to house our prisoners on some of those. Let the villains build their own accommodation in order to get out of the tents that are supplied. That would certainly remind them of the punishment aspect of their sentences, and the rehab segment would be gleaned from the building skills they would acquire. Watch the reoffending rates plummet too. And when we have a surplus of Remote Island Prison Spaces (RIPS for short!!), they could then constitute our liabilities where Asylum Seekers are concerned. Sorted!!

            Vote for the SB Party. Policies for a more harmonious Britain!!

            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              #16
              Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
              Let the villains build their own accommodation in order to get out of the tents that are supplied.
              And televise it. Celebrity Prison Island. I wouldn't want to be the lag doing the soap challenge mind.

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                #17
                Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                Scotland has an abundance of small offshore islands surrounded by very cold water with treacherous currents. Can't see why it need be so very expensive to house our prisoners on some of those. Let the villains build their own accommodation in order to get out of the tents that are supplied. That would certainly remind them of the punishment aspect of their sentences, and the rehab segment would be gleaned from the building skills they would acquire. Watch the reoffending rates plummet too. And when we have a surplus of Remote Island Prison Spaces (RIPS for short!!), they could then constitute our liabilities where Asylum Seekers are concerned. Sorted!!

                Vote for the SB Party. Policies for a more harmonious Britain!!


                "Escape from Orkney!" - has a certain ring" to it...

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