How many computers do you have?

[SupremeSpod]

How could I forget? Just found one of these in the loft. Up to 8 now.

That's not what you think it is...

[Moscow Mule]

How could I forget? Just found one of these in the loft. Up to 8 now.

That's not what you think it is...

Bad man...

http://www.pugo.org/media/grafik/hotlink.jpe

[Mich the Tester]

Bloody whingers; getting all precious about pictures of a Commodore 64.

Anyway, does a Wii count?

[worzelGummidge]

WHS

2 laptops
PS3
Wii
Sky+ box
smart phones
PSP
Network enabled laser printer
+ all the electronic wizardry in 2 modern cars

feck it, even a modern games controller is probably a computer in its own right!

I think that he meant computers and not toys.

5 x Sun SPARC
3 x Sun x86
1 x IBM AIX P550
1 x IBM AIX HMC
4 x Linux servers of different types
1 x not doing anything much
3 x Windows servers (toys)
2 x laptops
1 x HP HP-UX desktop

Plus the usual network stuff

[thunderlizard]

My Nokia N95 calls itself a computer rather than a phone. It doesn't tell you how to make a phone call until page 90-odd of the manual. So it & the iPod touch both got counted.

[doodab]

My Nokia N95 calls itself a computer rather than a phone. It doesn't tell you how to make a phone call until page 90-odd of the manual. So it & the iPod touch both got counted.

I don't consider my N95 a computer. It's not really been much of a phone either since the day it made a funny smell and died.

[Mich the Tester]

My Nokia N95 calls itself a computer rather than a phone. It doesn't tell you how to make a phone call until page 90-odd of the manual. So it & the iPod touch both got counted.

I always get a dissapointed look from the salesman when I buy mobile phones.

Salesman; 'what do you want to do with it?'

MTT; 'talk to people on the phone'

Salesman; 'are there any particular features you might need'

MTT; 'yes, the ability to make and recieve phone calls'

Salesman; 'do you want bluetooth?'

MTT; 'no, I have a collection of white teeth which are quite adequate for biting and chewing my food'

Salesman; 'do you not want to receive e-mails and transfer data to and from your PC?'

MTT; 'no, not really, I just want to talk to people on the phone; is that really so difficult?'

Salesman; 'would you like a particular colour? Do you want a clamshell model or a foldy outy or a straightforward model?'

MTT; 'a cheap one that makes phone calls'

Salesman; 'but that's not good for your image Sir'

MTT; 'sod that, I just want to make phone call; it's not as if the people I'm talking to can see me'

Salesman; 'oh, but they can if you have a built in webcam'

MTT; 'all the more reason why I don't want one of those'

Salesman; 'well, we have this one (the most basic Nokia); will that do?'

MTT; 'Yes'

Salesman; 'would you like a belt holder and headphones with that'

MTT; 'no, just sell me a ******* telephone'

Salesman; 'there's no need to get angry about it'

bla bla bla bloody bla

[Joe90]

I have a mac & a PC

[thunderlizard]

Lawyer friends used to have to search high and low for phones that didn't have integrated cameras - because mobile phones are allowed in court but cameras aren't. I expect they've given up now.

[Mich the Tester]

You wrote the script for that very scene in "The Sarah Connor Chronicles" didn't you?

erm?

is it on youtube?