Originally posted by TimberWolf
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things you don't see anymore
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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
Originally posted by zeitghost...Would have made a great Tardis, though it'd be a bit of a bugger to get in & out of...Comment
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If Dr Who was being started now, he'd have to fly around time and space in one of those little grey urinals that turns up in Soho on a Friday evening.Comment
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The "wear a baseball cap as high up on your head as you can without it falling off" look.
(replaced by the "wear your trousers as low down as you can without them falling down" look)Comment
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The Black and White Minstrel ShowHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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White dog sh.... oh, already done!Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."Comment
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Originally posted by Alf W View PostWhite dog sh.... oh, already done!Comment
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You might not see the Black and White minstrel show, but you do see those god awful Blackened Morris Dancers. There down my way in Hampshire and live on the local 'yuppie' estate.
I know a few of them and a bunch of wife swapping, knobbers everyone.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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