Originally posted by Wilmslow
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Absolute babe at work….
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<tut><tut>Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHave you seen my sock collection? I call this one Churchill.
@Wilmslow!
You heartless bastard! What about your ex?
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We're going to the pub for lunch, would you like to join us? might be a good start, as long as when you say "we're" you don't mean "I'm".Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostWhat is a good chat up line for a company colleague, but from another team?
Of course you do need to be going to the pub for lunch in order to avoid looking like an idiot.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostAsk her out. If she turns suicidal then I think that helps to identify the root cause of your plastic friend's depression.
deflation
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Wilm, you better stick to ugly birds mate. You got a better chance there.Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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FA knows what he's talking about. Have you seen his wife?Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostWilm, you better stick to ugly birds mate. You got a better chance there.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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With your experience of hidden cameras I would be inclined to instal one of those tiny remote ones under her desk and admire her from afar.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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FTFYOriginally posted by xoggoth View PostWith your experience of hidden cameras I would be inclined to install one of those tiny remote ones under her desk and admire her minge.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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First you need to find out if her boyfriend is a body builder or not.
and, my wife doesn't wear her ring. Now before you think that she's chasing men at work...we work in the same damn office. And there are only two of us here.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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