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    #11
    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

    What is a good chat up line for a company colleague, but from another team?
    You might want to check if she owns a bassett hound. Might as well clear that up at the offset.

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      #12
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Have you seen my sock collection? I call this one Churchill.
      <tut><tut>

      @Wilmslow!

      You heartless bastard! What about your ex?

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        #13
        Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
        What is a good chat up line for a company colleague, but from another team?
        We're going to the pub for lunch, would you like to join us? might be a good start, as long as when you say "we're" you don't mean "I'm".

        Of course you do need to be going to the pub for lunch in order to avoid looking like an idiot.
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #14
          Ask her out. If she turns suicidal then I think that helps to identify the root cause of your plastic friend's depression.
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            #15
            Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
            Ask her out. If she turns suicidal then I think that helps to identify the root cause of your plastic friend's depression.
            deflation

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              #16
              Wilm, you better stick to ugly birds mate. You got a better chance there.
              Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                #17
                Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
                Wilm, you better stick to ugly birds mate. You got a better chance there.
                FA knows what he's talking about. Have you seen his wife?
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #18
                  With your experience of hidden cameras I would be inclined to instal one of those tiny remote ones under her desk and admire her from afar.
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                    #19
                    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                    With your experience of hidden cameras I would be inclined to install one of those tiny remote ones under her desk and admire her minge.
                    FTFY
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                      #20
                      First you need to find out if her boyfriend is a body builder or not.


                      and, my wife doesn't wear her ring. Now before you think that she's chasing men at work...we work in the same damn office. And there are only two of us here.
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